You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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