Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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