He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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