come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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