And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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