My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
My pussy is not your playground.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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