i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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