I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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