i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
