Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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