i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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