I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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