apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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