Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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