a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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