my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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