dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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