Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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