I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just found puke in my bra..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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