Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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