I will die if light touches me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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