god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize