with your own penis?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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