new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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