If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think i got beer on your cat.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
