Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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