wrigley field is MILF paradise
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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