called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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