i don't like sucking hair
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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