I bet he comes in French.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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