I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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