is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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