you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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