what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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