didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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