I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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