i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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