oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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