it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
