I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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