plz talk dirty to me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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