how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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