Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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