Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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