just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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