Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
