just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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