just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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