Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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