my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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