he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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