I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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