ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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