where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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