No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My dick has a subreddit
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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