mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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